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[Nov. 8th, 2005|05:37 pm] |
 Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In April I put money in ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) entalmighty's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Saturday I donated bone marrow to etelelya_ in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In February kesseykat and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Monday I helped angiebear hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been nice (76 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
dooglz |
fuck yeah wheres my dolly bitches |
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| (no subject) |
[Oct. 2nd, 2005|04:18 pm] |
Your view on yourself:
You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.
The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.
Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.
The seriousness of your love:
You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.
Your views on education
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.
The right job for you:
You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.
How do you view success:
You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.
What are you most afraid of:
You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.
Who is your true self:
You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long. |
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| Le resistance |
[Jul. 31st, 2005|04:15 pm] |
Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic |
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.
Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!
Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance! |
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 50% on brainwashworthy |
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You scored higher than 67% on antitolerant |
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You scored higher than 82% on patriotic |
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